To help you achieve 100% completion in this irreverent indictment of 1950s society, we’ve compiled a comprehensive list of all Destroy All Humans achievements. Our list includes everything you need to know about the game’s 41 trophies and how to unlock them.
Keep in mind that some of the unlock requirement descriptions contain story spoilers; read at your discretion.
Destroy All Humans Trophies & Achievements List
| Trophy/Achievement Title | Unlock Requirement |
| Furon Perfection | Unlock all trophies/achievements in the game |
| For the Glory of the Furon Empire! | Destroy humanity’s last hope and initiate the subjugation of the species |
| The Mandatory Option | Complete all optional mission objectives! (Use the Holopoxdeck if you have to.) |
| Ace of Space | Ace all challenges |
| Capital Punishment | Invade Capitol City |
| Hop the Hoop | Display Furonic aeronautic prowess by soaring through giant human pastry without soiling your feet |
| Do Feed the Sharks | Demonstrate Furon free spirit near a warning sign placed by the human authorities |
| Unilateral Disarmament | Destroy a certain irritating simian warlord once and for all |
| Impeached | Destroy the pathetic human attempt at a robot overlord |
| Champion of Abduction | Ace a race abduction challenge with a three-star rating |
| Furon Faster Race | Ace a race challenge with a three-star rating |
| Righteous Rampage | Ace a rampage challenge with a three-star rating |
| The Art of Armageddon | Ace an Armageddon challenge with a three-star rating |
| Jerk of All Trades | Obtain at least a two-star rating for each challenge type |
| Grade A Upgrade | Fully upgrade one of the branches of a weapon or ability |
| Goin’ to Seed | Invade Turnipseed Farm |
| Rockwell Death Knell | Invade Rockwell |
| Immodesta | Invade Santa Modesta |
| Area of Dissect | Invade Area 42 |
| Union Busting | Invade Union Town |
| A Pox on Your Gear | Upgrade Crypto at Pox’s Lab in the Mothership |
| And a Pox on Your Saucer Too | Upgrade your saucer at Pox’s Lab in the mothership |
| Down to the Challenge | Revisit a missionless invasion site and complete a challenge there |
| Invasion of the Body Swappers | Try out a new look for Crypto in the mothership’s archives |
| Return of the Clone II – Reloaded | Re-visit a mission in the mothership archive’s Holopoxdeck |
| Swift Harvest | Accelerate Brain Extract or Transmog by mashing that button like you mean it |
| No Time to Waste | Destroy a human with a weapon and another with a psi ability at the same time |
| Covert Thoughts | Stay covert by scanning primitive human thoughts |
| Harvest Season | Recover a Furon Probe |
| Rejected for Probing | Throw something into something else with the saucer’s Abducto Beam |
| Furonigami | Explore the more offbeat parts of the Mothership |
| Reduce, Abuse, Recycle | Transmogrify an object to replenish your ammunition |
| Hot to Trot | Evade a rocket by dashing |
| Brain Drain | Consume a human brain to kickstart your shield regeneration |
| Simply Repulsive | Use your saucer’s Repulse-O-Tron to fend off homing missiles |
| Gas-Guzzler Guzzler | Abduct and drain a vehicle to replenish your saucer’s shields |
| When Two Humans Collide | Use PK to destroy a human with another human |
| Man’s Inhumanity to Man | Use PK to destroy a human with a human-made explosive |
| As Is Tradition | Abduct a cow with your saucer |
| Pyrokinesis | Set something on fire, then use it to destroy a hapless human |
| Fly My Pretties | Throw a human into the air and juggle them |
Good Luck, Completionist!
There you go! We hope this Destroy All Humans achievements list helps you enjoy this long-overdue remake of a fantastically fun and funny cult classic. I’ve waited many years to play this game, hoping that the franchise would see a revival, and here it is. Hopefully, we’ll see a welcomed return of Crypto 137 in an all-new adventure soon.
